Friday, May 5, 2017

Cinco De Mayo...?

Hmm... I don't think I've ever - everrrrrrrrrr - blogged about this, on any blog of mine, throughout the TLB Prime Network and its notorious (if not always luminous) rich history...!

Maybe it is time to atone for that oversight - here and now?  
Alright... Let's go! 


As a luminous history buff, 
I truly have no excuse 
not to have delved into this before...

ESPECIALLY 
given the fact that 
thanks to the deranged creativity 
of Georges and Lucases 
the masses at large are, nowadays, 
totally confused about these things... 


...which leads to terrible hangovers, for the majority, on the next day...


(simply adding up the 14% with the 18% and the 35%...)

Suffice it to state, here -in blog; luculent blog!- it is the .5% 
that is correct: Cinco de Mayo is, very nearly, 
the ''300'' of Mexico! 
(...must have inspired the adaptation of ''Seven Samurai'' 
into ''The Magnificent Seven'' also...
but that is another story!)

And now that is cleared out...

Maybe we can get down to the important stuff, nowadays: 
the reason to party.

One of those bands time has forgotten 
but that I vaguely recalled -always- 
as their tune on the subject seemed to always be on 
whenever the radio would be turned on... 
''Wall of Voodoo'' 
was that band - and their seminal hit, 
a timeless piece of music if there ever was one, 
is called... ''Mexican Radio'' - what else? 
(Never mind that it sounds like some other 
nation and culture completely...!)
We can still chug down tequila to that... no?!?









Then again - I'd sooner skip the tequila 
...skip Sleeping with the Sirens...



Too much tequila can lead to such nightmares...


That was for the voodoo part 
(never mind that it has nothing to do with Mexico...)
now for the WALL part...
(the one Drumpf still dreams of seeing built 
- and the hombres pay for it? 
Yeah... rrrrrright.)


...

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Knowledge of Today - New Light of Tomorrow!

My luminous and preferred screensaver, by the way: 


And what can go best with that luminous quote from Mrs Wharton 
other than some equally luminous music from a luminous band: 

Husky Rescue 
is such a great band...
(...was...?)






For 10 years - one's been my motto
And for 10 years - the other, my mantra!
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Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Onze Anos



Dia por dia - é exatamente isto: 
foi numa quarta-feira, da tarde, que aconteçeu... 
E nunca mais foi a mesma coisa, para nôs todos, 
nâo é... pai. 
Onze anos para nôs aqui baixo...
Onze dias para ti, ai em sima... 
Acredito. 
E nunca me esquecerei...

Os teus assassinos ainda nâo foram punidos. 
E eu nem teem vontade de puni-lhes. 
A Vida vai se encarregar disto. 
Deus Todo Poderoso É A Vida. 
Isto marcado na tua sepultura, pai - 
''Jesus É A Nossa Vida'' 
Isto é Uma Bença para nòs 
e é uma malediçâo para eles... 

Nòs temos sò é que continuar a fazer do nosso melhor 
no tempo que temos aqui, nesta terra... 
Como tu fizeste sempre, pai...

Sempre Por O Melhor
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Monday, July 11, 2016

Networks: None Too Brilliant

Unbelievable what some folks do - and these peeps are IN CHARGE...?!?

Take the network executives and creative minds behind SNL - both!  After the shootings of two black men and the ensuing protests, chaos that followed - PLUS the mass shootings in Dallas that cost the lives of five policemen. What does NBC and SNL decide to do? They go right ahead with their plans: rebroadcast an episode featuring guest-host Melissa McCarthy, which has this particularity about it that it begins with such an odd idea for a skit - white people unable to accept that some black celebrities are... well, black! Presented as a mock-trailer for another horrible Hollywood would-be blockbuster movie, this piece of crap that should have stayed at ''bad idea'' pile of scrapped written skits not only got done BUT IT GETS REPEATED NOW - AFTER ALL THAT TRANSPIRED?

Please tell me WHO are the morons responsible for such decisions...?
And how did they even land those JOBS...?!?

Of course the ''girly-ghostbusters'' film is coming out - and of course they want to cash in on this opportunity to underline that the entire cast is pretty much SNL-derived...  Of course this has aired before - and OF COURSE you have to be able to laugh at just about any subject; to ease tension, to change things...

But there is a time and a place - for everything.

And this... is a bad time now.

Hell, even ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT has become dead serious all of a sudden, talking about the last few days as a period best described as ''AMERICA IN CRISIS''...

If they know - howcome NBC doesn't know?
The would-be leader in network television news (pre-CNN era) has fallen to the level of competitor FOX...?  Sure seems that way: because it is as clueless as the other guys can be!

Racism in America is going out of control - turning it into ridicule may be one way to make the masses come to their senses BUT IT CANNOT BE DONE RIGHT AFTER A MASSACRE OF THE KIND...  (Hey, the Boston Massacre also had only 5 victims; the media back then called it a massacre, I certainly can on this luculent blog of mine, too! It is the luminous thing to do.)

WAKE UP AMERICA -
for while you are killing each other senselessly like that, your true enemies are readying themselves to deliver the final blow...

No idea who your true enemies are?

Then it is already over for you...

Makes sense, though: with sources of information as you have them...

But that... is another story.

Friday, December 18, 2015

S.M.A.C.K. : Stolen Memories Alert - Christmas Kaput


The original print of this photograph 
-a sentimental favorite of all the women in my life- 
was to be found inside my old wallet 
that I had retired from active duty 
a while ago, already...

This shot was taken many, many years ago indeed - 
I was not even a wee bit lad at the time 
but little more than a little child, 
especially by today's standards 
that see grown men in their twenties 
prolonging their teenager waywardness 
almost into infinity indeed
- that is, when they are not pushing drugs 
or pushing up daisies, already...

One or two of those turds 
that specialize in exactly this  
have my old wallet now - 
that is, if they didn't discard it already.
And, alas, I do not expect them 
to have had the courtesy and decency 
of dropping it off near a mailbox 
much less inside of one- 
so that it could be returned to me, 
along with all the precious mementos 
that it does contain... 
How could they have such a thought, even, 
when they are but turds and scumbags? 
But that is another story...

Along with this old favorite print, 
other prints and plenty of nostalgic, 
personal things of no worth to you 
but of immense value for me - 
membership cards, mementos yes, 
-so many various elements that made it 
a veritable time capsule 
representative of my life and times- 
were to be found inside that wallet;
but what was not in there were 
the ''carte-soleil'' 
or my SIN...
Or even any credit cards 
that weren't already to discard! 
There was practically nothing in there 
of true value to you, thieves! 
There was some cash in there, sure; 
but even that had more nostalgic value to it 
than actual monetary value.
Roughly 200$ - if one equates it to 
the local wretched currency - 
but also two bills with impressive numbers 
(100 and 50) 
that are legal tender in Jamaica, really:
hence it is only about 1.50$ of value!
All of these had their true value 
in the memories they brought me 
of travels with my wife... 
And the promise of repeating that -
eventually, in the future... 
But not yet - no, not just yet; 
that is another story, too...

Damnable ladrâos! 
Malditos imbéciles! 
Blasted wretches by any other name - 
in any other language! 
Why, oh but why did you have  
to get it into your numbskulls 
to try and pilfer from *me* 
on the threshold of these 
holidays of 2015 - 
easily one of the most 
''up and down'' years 
of my entire LIFE?
WHY, you morons??? 
The question is not only ''why'' but 
HOW - as in ''how did you dare 
and purport to lay claim to 
ANYTHING that is MINE'' 
- you accursed lowlives?


No, there is no love lost for humanity here no more; 
no luculence left, no luminescence...

The little boy with the cute little smile has left now 



He is replaced by the Avenger
and Justice Seeker: 



AND VENGEANCE 
- ALONG WITH JUSTICE - 
SHALL BE MINE!
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Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Bananniversaire...


''POTA'' or really P.o.t.A: Planet of the Apes! 
DUH...

Makes me rather think of THIS:
Thanks, Josh Blue!
And FB...
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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Reminder...

What Glitters Can Be Luculent - 
But Isn't Necessarily Luminous

Case in point:


In a nation that is rife with such fairs and festivals 
in astronomical numbers such as to make one 
lose complete track of time - and more - 
especially in the hellish season of winter,
The ''Festival of Lights'' comes into the picture  
fairly late and somewhat under-publicized as well... 

That is because it caters to a most particular 
as partial crowd -  and yet, it is a diverse crowd too 
which includes the Sikh, Hindu and Jain... 
One could jest that the Jedi belong in there, as well:
for, surely, George Lucas has found much 
to inspire him in this, here...
For it certainly wasn't just buddhism 
that did it for George - no, sir...
But that is -of course- another story.

The craftmanship of the above collectible
has got to be lauded, certainly - 
as it strives to combine elements 
from every culture it is to touch the hearts of.
There is a maple leaf there, after all, 
with, at its center, a diya 
which is a clay lamp 
symbolic of the diwali festivities.
As described on the website itself, these are 
''key central elements that illustrate 
the blending of multiple cultures'' 
indeed.
The descriptive text is even more laudable,
than the coin itself, for us, 
as it continues to put the emphasis 
on that all-important aspect 
as it makes mention of the flame too:
''the flame at the centre of the design 
reflects the essence 
of the Festival of Lights, 
its light radiating outwards 
like spokes on a wheel 
that are framed by a ring 
of maple leaves'' - no less!
And, as you know, reflecting light 
as radiating it 
are two very important things for us here...
We were captivated 
by the words, rather than the coin 
or the festival itself...


The Festival of Lights, 
also known as Diwali 
is about one thing, above all: 
the celebration of good triumphing over evil. 
That is the unquestionable unifying trait 
binding this tradition in each and all of 
the cultures mentioned and omitted here.
''Every faith has its own Diwali legends''
says the text found accompanying this 
It is for ''an incredible diverse ethno-social group'' 
which celebrates the Diwali in Canada 
that such a coin was crafted...
Is it coincidence that the obverse art is by a Canadian
while the reverse art is by a true Diwali ''reveller''...?
Perhaps - does it matter anyways?
That the Diwali is such a big deal in Canada now 
underlines quite spectacularly the fact 
that this poor confused nation 
has reached a peak in its self-identity crisis;
it truly is a ''cultural mosaic'' 
with all sorts of pieces glued together 
much like a crazy quilt is thrown together in haste
by a senile granny without much wits left... 

And so it is now -
and so it has come to this: 
Happy Diwali Canada
:-!

now please don't tell us 
this wasn't clear enough...